My 'Shipping' Classifications

• Float: I guess I can see it happening.
• Paddle: I can see it, doesn't mean I care for it a whole lot.
• Row: It's cool.
• Boat: I like it, I just don't give it much thought.
• Ship: I like it and talk freely about it. Head canons will form.
• Cruise: I read fanfics of it and really like it, and I have a few pictures of it.
• Freight liner: I REALLY love this pairing okay. Just..let me be with my porn.
• Aircraft carrier: OTP rhgbjkrthg.
• The Titanic: /gross sobbing

• me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
• real life friends:
• me:
• real life friends:
• internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM